Mean Machine
"It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!"
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Directed by Barry Skolnick
Written by: Andrew Day, Chris Baker, Charlie Fletcher
Produced by: Matthew Vaughn, Guy Ritchie, Cynthia Pett-Dante
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